Saturday, July 4, 2009

This time, sex icon

Feted as one of the world’s most powerful among her class, president Gloria Arroyo might seem overwhelmed by her prominence and influence; but lo and behold, news has it that she’s hiding a painful past in her running closet (of course not wealth, it’s given).

Fresh from her expensive travel spree in three H1N1-infected countries, Ms Arroyo submitted herself to a free quarantine in Asian Hospital to show the public that precautionary measures of virus spread is a must to those who went abroad—including herself. Truth will set us free, so after painful scotch on defending the president, Press chief Cerge Remonde finally spilled the bean. The president has made a sidetrack to the hospital and undergone biopsy to check on lumps on her breast. Philippine Star columnist Jarius Bondoc wrote Friday that the dear president “checked in for a “mammoplastic repair” of leaking breast implants done in the 1980s, and removal of a cyst in the groin and extra hair growth”.

I can feel the pain, madam president.

Here’s my take. This is too personal. If she has (or had) fetish for perfect boobs, no one cares, it’s her life. But I think the president is a victim here. Medical malpractice advocate, anyone? First, it’s a failed procedure. I didn’t even take notice, did you? Parang wala lang. The president should ask her allies in the lower House to railroad the passing of Medical Malpractice bill to give justice to her breasts’ bad fate.


Surfing GMA: No trace of enhancement. Google Photo


GMA with fellow Assumptionista, Loren Legarda. PCIJ photo

I guess you too look forward to see the president’s boobs este SONA (hopefully her last) this month. I’m quite sure the legislators have double of our excitement. After all, they have this obsession to help women in conflict, right? See Katrina Halili circus.



All eyes are on president’s boobs this time. Not bad, this is a good neutralizer to her unpopular presidency. Suddenly, the president has another tag— a sex icon.

Full story here.

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7 comments:

alexcesmegan said...

Stalker ka na ni Gloria? Haha. Kaw ha. :P I can see the clevage on her surfing photo and her picture with Loren strangely reminds me of Theresa. Weird. O_o

juanna said...

Peklat lang yung cleavage niya gawa nung breast implants... hahaha... Sex icon???... WTF!!!No way.. It creeps me out.. Scary...haha

Luigene F. Yanoria said...

Matagal ko na sya iniistalk. Iba ang dating nya sa'kin eh. haha. Theresa? Pwede.

feignez said...

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jocelle said...

i think, front lang yung breast implant leak... which is, napakawalang sense, thinking na Presidente ng Pilipinas may enhancement din.. (hindi naman obvious!)
..basta ang weird ng issue na yan!

Luigene F. Yanoria said...

@jocelle
Agree. The government is notorious of diverting issues to another. Masarap lang may pagtawanan sa ganitong mga pagkakataon. haha

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